The best and worst and best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Turtles Love Their Orgasms: "This should give April O'Neil something to think about." • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Lot In Life: "Though the picture is distrubing...I'm wondering when they'll be coming around to where I live." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to More To Love: Worst Prom Ever: "Wow. That date had more awkward pauses than a middle school version of Faust." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Selling Safe Sex: "I really hope this does not become another noxious trend in the vein of adding "ista" at the end of everything. I have a cat, so I must be part of the Catterati. Do you like bacon? Welcome to the Baconati. If you enjoy fast and expensive cars, you may belong to the Maseratiati. Of course, we're all part of the Jezerati. I like to think of us as an ancient secret society that endeavors to control the blogosphere, and then all print media. We meet late at night, wearing hooding pink cloaks and cute shoes, surrounding a bonfire of stoked by old issues of Self magazine, Carl's Jr. hamburgers, and the testicles of men who have offended us. There's chanting later, and then the ceremonial nail polishing and sacred nomming of the Holy Cake (or pie)."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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