OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, was the place to be last night. Let's just put it this way: everyone was there. And most of them looked deliciously awful.

OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Britney Spears wants you to know she's in shape. And, apparently, that she has the same stylist. Noted!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Jesus Christ, I hope Kristen Stewart doesn't try to sit in this skirt; it'll draw blood - and we all know what happens then...!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

That's quite a dress Vanessa Hudgens is almost wearing! Well, the belt's confusing.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Zac Efron takes teen Ken to the next level! I'm blinded!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Alexis Bledel is, it's true, one of my favorite people in the world (for inexplicable reasons) but come on, this is objectively awesome, right? (Right?)


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

I think Emma Roberts is an unheralded burgeoning fashionista with a rare ability, at a young age, to pull off things she has no business pulling off! And always still looking demure.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Chace Crawford: getting in character for a Witness remake?


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Ok, so maybe the onesie trend is in its last gasp, but Kristen Bell looks darling, huh?


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Well, hello, cutie! Lucas Till is so the high school heartthrob!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

This makes me wonder if Abigail Breslin is going through the obligatory Middle School Summer of Love phase.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

This is not the first time I've questioned the workings of Fergie's mind. Just because you can pull something off...should you?


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Don't the Jonas Brothers look like a doo-wop group? Maybe this is appropriate.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Miss J is ready for a fierce tennis tourney; which doesn't explain why the hell he's wearing it here.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Miley Cyrus is apparently not feeling the pressure to look demure; guess that storm's blown over!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Leighton Meester continues to take fashion risks - and they're paying off!


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Lil Mama, in her way, never disappoints.


OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!S

Jordin Sparks: blue lagoon. No, I don't know what that means.

OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!

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