Sorry Ladies, You're Probably Too Smart To Date Gerard ButlerS

  • Gerard Butler says he's more concerned with how a woman looks than what she thinks: "Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman; right now I want a dumb woman." [ShowbizSpy]
  • Ashlee Simpson says she didn't have any trouble losing the baby weight after the birth of her son, Bronx Mowgli: "After I had Bronx I lucked out," Simpson says, "I mean, I'm 24-years-old, [I have] the genes from my mother and I did work out for three months." [People]
  • Kelly Osbourne says she's considering a breast reduction: "It's no secret that I hate my boobs," she says, "I want a size in between a B and C cup that you don't need to wear a bra with. Perfect boobs is what I want and when I am a little older it's what I plan to do." [DailyMail]
  • Blind Item: "Which star is in the doghouse after her diva behaviour at a family do? The babe ordered her in-laws to fit a humidifier and insisted on a cloak and dagger arrival via the staff entrance." [BlindGossip]
  • Andrea Bocelli will be ringing in the holiday season by performing a duet with The Muppets. [DailyExpress]
  • Robin Williams says he's ready to head back into the stand-up comedy scene after having his heart valve replaced earlier this year: "This little break has given me more energy than ever. Plus, it's wonderful to have a cow valve. If you don't mind the grazing, it's quite invigorating." [DailyExpress]
  • Meryl Streep says she has no talent for cooking: "I'm in direct line with my mother on this one. She had a needlepoint pillow that read, I'm making my favourite thing for dinner - reservations," Streep says, "I also take a special pleasure in thrift, a talent I get from my father. About this talent my mother said, ‘Harry's hobby is not spending money'."[ShowbizSpy]
  • Joe Jonas is totally heartbroken after Camilla Belle dumped him, and reportedly "is still really upset and keeps calling her and leaving messages. He even got [brother] Kevin [Jonas] to call her." Oh, dear. [PageSix]
  • Will Paula Abdul end up on Dancing With The Stars?.ABC's Steve McPherson hopes so: "I would love to (have her). I was a little stunned by the ("Idol") decision. We would love to have her on 'Dancing' either as a participant or a contestant."[Reuters]
  • PETA has reportedly complimented Lady Gaga on her bizarre Kermit-the-Frog inspired coat. As Gaga reports on her website: "The Kermit the Frog outfit is by an incredible designer by the name of Jean[-Charles] de Castelbajac, and he does a lot of museum art fashion pieces. … I really loved this one in particular because I thought it was commentary on not wearing fur, 'cause I hate fur and I don't wear fur. We were all laughing in the house about how it looks like a pile of dead Kermits." [ONTD]
  • Ugh, sadness: Marty York, who played Yeah Yeah in the Sandlot films, was arrested for allegedly beating up his girlfriend (who "stands by him 100%") on Easter Sunday and is now asking people for donations via MySpace. [TMZ
  • Is Megan Fox going to replace Victoria Beckham as the face of Emporio Armani? "Megan is perfect for Armani," says a source, "She's one of the hottest woman in the world and will have huge appeal." [ShowbizSpy]
  • "I personally don't think it necessarily had to do with the reality show. I think he was unhappy with his marriage and the situation to begin with…I think [reality TV] definitely is a stress factor in a relationship, but I don't think it breaks it up. I think there have to be underlying problems." Former Hefner girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt on the demise of Jon and Kate Gosselin's relationship. Congrats, America! This is what we talk about when we talk about love: crappy, horrible reality shows. [E!]