G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

If the fashions at this special screening of G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra at Grauman's Chinese Theatre are any indication of the movie, the flick's all over the place. And involves Heidi and Spencer and a copy of Playboy.

G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

Love her or hate her — because Sienna Miller's one of those inexplicably polarizing stars — everyone can agree that she looks old Hollywood glam.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

Jenna Dewan's motto: if a little leg's good, a lot's better.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

Even though I kinda hate Ciara's new-wave tennis getup, and the necklace looks potentially lethal, she looks typically confident and amazing.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

Ew. Every single one of these pictures of Heidi and Spencer shows them mugging with her Playboy. What this has to do with either their faith or the New World Order, I couldn't say.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

Before you make your judgment of the stunning Rachel Nichols' gown...


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

...you should probably see the back.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

For his sake, I hope young Leo Howard— or at least his mom — comes to regret this picture, in which he is dressed like a dad going through a mid-life crisis.


G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

I dunno, gang. It just seems like if Aubrey O'Day wants to wear something crisp and structured, it should actually looks kind of...crisp. And structured.

G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos

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