It's hard to be sympathetic for a reality show star whose sole requirement while living in a lush penthouse in paradise is to wake up at 8am once a week. Seriously, how much could an alarm clock in Cancun cost?

Instead of investing in a clock, Joey — the guy infamous for his one-night stands, spitting, and emo fits — relied on his roommates' dinky watch alarm to wake up for his "punishment" shift starting at 9am. (The punishment was for a previous missed shift that was at night, which Joey blew off because he got too drunk during the day.) His boss wasn't having it, and showed up with a ticket back to America within the hour.