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    Send an email to Sadie Stein, the author of this post, at Sadie@jezebel.com.

    The "2009 Totally Texty Teen Choice Awards Pre-Party," held last night in Hollywood, was exactly like what it sounds like: horrifying. Don't these kids have parents? Also: get off my lawn!


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