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Your nominated comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Grossest Male Swimsuit Evs: "This is a great way to tell time on the beach. You can leave your watch at home." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Mother, May I: "Makes perfect sense to me. Everyone knows the placenta contains 56% of a woman's talent and non family-based goals. That's why people eat it. To get their mojo back."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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