The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

The Ugly Truth has exported its brand of vibrating panty-ridden poison across the pond, and last night at London's Vue Leicester Square, Katherine, Gerard and all their friends wore clothes worthy of the film's title.

The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

When it comes to Katherine Heigl: love the emerald city hue; not so much the sack-like fit, which isn't my favorite on her. (Also, she is not the father.)


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Well. Singer Liz McClarnon certainly knows how to match: black to blue, and then the sack-like effect of the belted blouse echoed by the support-hose shoes.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Gerard Butler looks typically dashing. But I want a better look at the dress behind him!


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Kelly Brook's Halloween French maid looks as comfortable as it is beautiful. Yes, make of that what you will.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Just looking at Preeya Kalidas' mane is giving me "No More Tangles" flashbacks.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Bianca Gascoigne's like, what? You said to cover my chest, Mom, and I did!


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

"Big Brother contestant Karly Ashworth" has clearly decided on 'bombshell.' I'd have done another color with the Harlow hair, but I guess she wanted the full monty.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Jameela Jamil balances the frills with plenty of leg, avoiding the cupcake effect forced upon us shorties. Then she accessorizes it with the kind of purse most of us consigned to the back of our closets at the end of 8th Grade.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

So one cool thing is that Tamara Ecclestone's dress actually has a transparent over-layer that looks like intricate paper-work. Otherwise, not really feeling it.


The Clothes Were, Well, Ugly At Ugly Truth UK

Kinda digging on Sharleen Spiteri's Wednesday Adams getup, precisely because it's not too girlish. Maybe not for August, but that's just me.


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