The Shake Weight is a 2.5 pound thing that needs to be jerked off for just six minutes per day for you to see results. No word on whether the Shake Weight whines if you stop before the six minutes are up, but wouldn't it be great if the awesomely-muscled Michelle Obama saw this infomercial late one night at the White House and was like "Oh, brother!" Sometimes I wonder if the inventors behind these suggestive infomercial products aren't making things just to delight the internet. (If you buy The Shake Weight, please use it in a crowded gym and film the looks you get from strangers.) Clip above.