Last night Conan asked Heidi Klum a friendly, innocent question about Seal's parenting style, and Heidi got all defensive. Could the Seal/Klum perfect union be losing some of its legendary smugness?

He's the perfect dad! I haven't seen him in five weeks! Yes of course he sings lullabies! He's perfect! What are you suggesting? Sigh: Poor Conan. Clip above.