Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: A Trip Down Wacky Hair Infomercial Lane

Inspired by ScarletBegonia's Hairagami memories in this post, I decided to compile a list of infomerical hair products that have since made their way into the style graveyard. Oh, Topsy Tail! We hardly knew ye!



The Topsy Tail! Because your ponytail isn't worth a thing unless it somewhat resembles an Auntie Anne's pretzel.


Hairigami is important to those who enjoy having their head look like a basket filled with pastry.


Nads: The Hair Removal System. The first line of this video is worth it: "I come out of the bathroom...'You have NADS?!'" Classic.


The Crimper: For some reason, using The Crimper turns you into an extra from a Motley Crue video. It's sort of like a secret weapon that allows you to be a soft core porn star at night, and a tea drinking lady by day. And you can buy it at Sears!


Bumpits: Okay, these haven't been retired yet. But Sarah Palin is leaving office, so it's only a matter of time.


HairLites: Endorsed by Ginger Spice and the Bride of Frankenstein.


The Flowbee! How did a vacuum cleaner home hair cutting system ever fade away?! HOW!?!