How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

Everyone's favorite dream-dreamin' Scotswoman, Susan Boyle, has reportedly landed a spread in September's Harper's Bazaar. And we've got a few ideas for their art directors...

After hearing about this forthcoming exercise in glossiness, formerly-anonymous Jenna and I speculated about how, exactly, the 48-year-old Boyle has been transformed. We can see it going in several directions, none of them good: the standard dignified/lounging/satin gown treatment they give non-fashion types like First Ladies; Boyle sports fall fashions (doubtful), possibly with some vacant-looking male model at her side; or something ludicrous. If they go with the latter, have we got some ideas for them:

How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

Obviously, the spread should evoke Scotland. May we suggest Susan Boyle as Celtic Warrior Queen?


How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

Susan Boyle as Mary, Queen of Scots...


How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

And as if it needs saying, Susan Boyle in Brigadoon. We recommend Gerard Butler in the Gene Kelly role. (Hey, he did Phantom!)


How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

Maybe Bazaar will want to do one of those "tributes to famous singers" deals.


Or maybe they'll just do something...random.


How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?




Boyle To Appear In Fashion Magazine [Daily Mail]