Yes, There's Nothing Sexier Than A Severed Body Keychain

"If you've always wanted a Japanese maid cafe girl for your very own - or just certain parts of one - now you can have the next best thing." Ah, yes. "Certain parts of one." Charming!

The folks at Inventor Spot describe this trinket as "a sexy plush cellphone charm or mouse wrist rest that looks like a maid's lower half." Because nothing's sexier than blatant objectification, am I right, ladies? [InventorSpot]