[Gary, Indiana, July 10. Image via Getty.]

GARY, IN - JULY 10: Dancers from the Family Christian Center in Munster, Indiana get into character for their Thriller performance backstage during a memorial service for Michael Jackson at the Steelyard, a minor league baseball park in Jackson's boyhood hometown July 10, 2009 in Gary, Indiana. The 50-year-old entertainer died at his home in the Holmby Hills neighborhood in Los Angeles June 25. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

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