The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to: The Light Stripes: "They look like they're in a really fabulous prison: 1: Buffy, dahling, would you pass the toilet hooch? You know how I adore a bit of homemade vino to start the day.
2: Why of course Bunny, I was just about to dip my nib into the hooch as well. How about later we go frolic round the yard and find ourselves a darling little bitch?
1: What a grand idea! Only this time please can we claim one who makes a half decent mojito?
2: Do you even have to ask? I will grab my shank and my boating shoes.
(fin)" We say: Love, love, love it when a Snap J is done properly. Applause! • Best Comment of The Day, in response to Wedded Bliss: "Coming soon: The Channel Utilizing Nasty Tired Stereotypes (C.U.N.T.S.)! C.U.N.T.S. will bring you all the latest woman-hating staples, including...
Playboy Bunnies Beat Each Other Up Then Vomit (Tuesdays, 8pm)
Dykes Gross You Out (Wednesdays, 9pm)
Make Me a Pie, Bitch (Fridays, 9pm)
God Wants You to Have Long Hair (Mondays, 8pm)
Yogurt!!!!!!!! (Mondays, 9pm)
Diet or Die Alone (Thursdays, 10pm)
and
OMG You Better Get Pregnant (Every Day, 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm)" We say: Don't forget Hot Girls In Swimsuits Make Out With Burgers, at midnight.

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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