• By Sadie
    Jul 1, 2009 10:40 AM 4,427
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    What's Your "Figure-Making Strategy?"

    Ours is DNA. Theirs is "elasticized shirring." Oh, and "being an illustration" doesn't hurt, either. But seriously: we'd wear this, especially since "neckline and colors are as Paris prescribes them." [Vintage-Ads]


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