"I'm guessing you have more male friends than female," Bill Maher says to Cameron Diaz, apropos of nothing, during last Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher. Causing Cameron to assert that she's not gay.

Obviously taken aback by Bill Maher's assumption that attractive women can't have friends (all the backbiting and cat-fighting, obvs) Cameron Diaz declares that, in fact, she has friends of both sexes. "I'm a girl's girl...and a guy's girl," she says, adding that she loves women, she loves men, "but not in that way." Cause, you know, it's important to make that clear. Actually, with Bill Maher, sadly, we can see how she might feel that way.

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