Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

What, you ask, could add to the (cute!) horror that is Florence's Pitti Immagine Bimbo (?) fashion fair? How about sticking fake mustaches and beards on the mini-models?

Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

For those parents who want their kid to grow up to be the rich dude in a John Hughes film? You're in luck!


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

...and his female counterpart! "We're hanging at Gymboree." "Gymboree's over. We'll be at Build-a-Bear."


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

Oh, here's a mustache one! Because I know I want my son to look like a middle-aged member of minor German nobility summering on the Cape d'Antibes between the wars.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

Cruisewear? A tennis lesson? Maybe a quick Juicy Juice with the girls? She's gonna make it after all.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

"Yeah, we're opening for The Antlers? Where can we unload, man? Cool."


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

Okay, this is actually just really cute.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

All he wants is to escape to a vineyard and make his own grape juice. Maybe crayon.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

For those days when you just need a little something extra...a fake mustache is really the way to go when starting a new school.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

Quit playing games with their hearts; they have a record signing at Limited Too in five minutes.


Lolitas, Fauntleroys & Fops, Oh My: The Horror Of Bambino Fashion Week

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