midweek madness 1,651 8,523 This Week In Tabloids: Whitney’s Minions Cleaned Up The Cocaine Before Medics Arrived

sluts 503 25,305 A Warning to Whorish Girls That They’ll Never Find a Husband

dirt bag 355 22,196 Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to ‘Fuck Off’

roe v world 346 11,148 Virginia Is Now Perilously Close to Criminalizing Abortion

mitt romney 319 2,349 Mitt Romney’s Abused Dog Might Have Run Away in Canada

rom coms 308 53,358 I Spent a Year Watching Rom-Coms and This Is the Crap I Learned

running in heels 265 4,541 Office Romances Now Documented With Employer ‘Love Contracts’

beauty myth 174 11,955 The Best Lipsticks for Long-Lasting Color and Possible Lead Poisoning

whitney houston 162 8,057 Diabolical Tabloid Recreates Whitney’s Death With Sick Photoshoot

fashion 158 2,112 Fashion Week’s Black Market Ticket Trade

flowers 139 26,074 Florists Deliver A Total Shitshow Instead of Pretty Bouquets

advertising 130 11,046 Relatively Inoffensive Ryanair Ads Banned for Being Offensive

babies 112 11,456 Uh Oh: Your Baby Can Understand More Than You Think

health 112 8,957 Sinus Infections Couldn’t Care Less About Your Silly Antibiotics

divorce 109 13,457 Wiley Lesbian Couple Sabotages Divorce Contest

dirt bag 97 24,914 Courtney Love Claims Her Cat Was Killed By A Mountain Lion, Not Her Hoarding Problem

sex 97 28,767 Dildos for Dudes: In Defense of Boy Toys

valentine's day 64 24,082 It’s Not Too Late to Send Out Some Totally NSFW Valentines

best in show 64 16,232 Hilariously Cute Pekingese Takes Best in Show at Westminster