Melky Jean is Wyclef's little sister. The Carma Foundation raises money for girls and women in Haiti. Which is wonderful, but doesn't explain the bizarre collection of reality TV personalities who congregated for her birthday party/Carma fundraiser at NYC's Griffin!

It's Her Party and Melky Jean will wear a skin-tight mermaid costume if she wants to!


I Wanna Be...Fierce!: As you all doubtless know, Stacey McKenzie was 'Made' coach to Deanna, who for unclear reasons wanted to be a model, and did indeed win some sort of modeling competition, of the sort that are ubiquitous in the Made universe.


The Aristocrats: Lynn Whitfield's IMDB bio begins thusly: "From notable Louisiana southern aristocracy, leading lady Lynn Whitfield was born in..."


Fine And...: Dwight Eubanks made his name from being on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, outing loads of people, and being an impeccably turned-out dandy. His "celebrity" is in question; his grooming, no.


Made: Carlos Jahsir was on Making the Band 4. His shirt was in my 4th Grade class. Okay, a long-sleeved rugby version thereof.


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