French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Last week, we discussed how bodysuit-wearers Lady GaGa, Beyoncé and Katy Perry eschew trousers or pants. And in July's Paris Vogue, on page after page, models stand sans bottoms. No pants. No trousers. No skirts. Vive la Révolution?

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

So. Jot this down: Fashion is focusing on the legs now. (Last year, toplessness was all the rage) The goal is to show as much leg as possible. It's not entirely clear when and where a leopard-print bodysuit — worn without skirt or trousers — is appropriate. And honestly? The hat kills this look, for me.


French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Girdle? Spanx? Hot pants? Whatever. The key to wearing this look is to be lacking in inner thigh.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Have you ever been on your way out to a sidewalk café when you were struck by the terrible feeling you'd forgotten something?

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

It's imperative to carry a purse, as you haven't any pockets. If you have the time and inclination, you may train a small army of canines to carry your bottled water and tampons.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

"Pants! I will not wear them in the fog. I will not wear them for my dog."

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Lady GaGa sees this and thinks, Meh. Just another Tuesday.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Silk boxers, while lovely, are not necessarily work-appropriate.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Whatever these ladies are doing, they feel more comfortable doing it without trousers.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

Because without jeans, leggings or skirts, you can really show someone how much you love them.

French Vogue Pushes Anti-Pants Agenda

And should that certain someone dare to cover up her legs, well, the punishment is unspeakable.

Earlier: Why Are We Experiencing An Anti-Pants Movement?
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