Turbo Heather, We Love You

When I was a kid, the majority of television commercials aimed at children were dripping with gender stereotypes: extreme toys for boys, dolls for girls. But now we can have both, thanks to Turbo Heather!

This tremendous spoof was sent in by a reader: I've watched it about 5 times and I can't stop laughing. Turbo Heather is a Southern Belle with an extreeeeeeeeeme ride:





"The most awesome, action-packed, fashion-forward dirt racing monsters ever built!" Indeed. Can we please make this a reality? Christmas is only about 6 months away and I seriously want one of these. Rock on, Turbo Heather. You are officially an honorary Jezebel, in the most EXTREME way.