10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This WeekTracie Egan Morrissey5/29/09 4:00pmFiled to: Mixed bag10 Things you may have missed on tv this weekThe ViewcougarsBarbara Walterstyrathe insiderjon and katelauren conradJanice DickinsonFinland's next top modelTopDefamerGawker562EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkMany weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap.Advertisement 1.) Cougars! Babs had a hard time saying it at first… …but once she did, she liked how it sounded. AdvertisementA lot. 2.) Sometimes soap opera dialogue sounds like that of a Russ Meyer movie. 3.) Talking about the weather, being judgmental about seat belt safety…Lauren Conrad is the definition of a square snot. Sponsored4.) Tyra is square snot². 5.) The Insider suggests the state intervene with Jon and Kate…because they are raising narcissists. Could you imagine the tax hike that would occur should indulgence be made a criteria of neglect/abuse? Advertisement6.) But that's business as usual for The Insider. 7.) Did Whoopi fuck Hugh Hefner? 8.) My mom was in The View audience this week. I could recognize her anywhere. Dollars to donuts I hear all about how freezing it was in the studio, and how rude Joy Behar is for not wanting to pose with her during a commercial break, the next time we speak. This is at least the sixth time in 11 years that's she's been an audience member on that show. 9.) How do you call monkeys? 10.) Janice Dickinson was on Finland's Next Top Model, and we posted about how she got wasted, fell down a flight of stairs, and then insulted the contestants by calling them "fucking dumb." However, she was totally blotto when she first arrived on set, acting like Miss Hannigan.