In this clip, Jay Leno is loathsome, but Wanda Sykes is awesome: Last night she talked about meeting the First Lady, and noted that when the press asks "When will we see the real Michelle Obama?" what they want to see is for the First Lady to get all necksnappy.
Of course, Sykes didn't use that word; she used her her body to illustrate the physical joke, because she's hilarious. And then Jay Leno went and whined about the burden of the white man and my brain exploded. Clip at left.