Sarah Haskins: "Laundry. It's The Woman's Drug Of Choice"S

"Why can't we break the spin cycle?" Haskins asks. "Because when you're high on laundry, life is just better… it smells better." Clearly, she's been freebasing Cheer, because she goes off on detergent commercials:

Haskins notes that the soap pushers make laundry seem like the most amazing thing you can do. And notice how there are never any men in the ads? Clip below.





Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Laundry
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