• Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie

    By Dodai, 3:00 PM on Thu May 21 2009, 56,406 views

    The tabloids are always turning to nutritionists, trainers, plastic surgeons and other experts who "don't treat" the stars but aren't too busy to make determinations about people they don't know. We can play that game!

    Meet Tiara Dew Dots, our "expert." She knows exactly what Brad and Angie are thinking, solely based on the red carpet photos from Cannes that are all over the internet.


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    By Dodai
    May 21, 2009 3:00 PM 56,406
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    Body Language "Expert" Weighs In On Brad & Angie

    TDD: There is tension here. Brad is trying to "Walk Away," just like the magazines report. Angelina is physically restraining him. Her stance is closed up and powerful; his limbs are all over the place -- scattered, like his feelings for her. His brow is riddled with lines; he's worried he won't be able to escape. The one hand raised up is a cry for help.


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