"I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"

Product reviews for this kitsch shirt are now an Internet Thing. Writes one reviewer, "You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul." In Amazon's also-viewed autosuggestion box: Joe The Plumber: Fighting For The American Dream. (Just don't spill Tuscan Whole Milk on either.) [BBC]

T-Shirt Maker The Mountain's Response
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available In Various Sizes
Uranium Ore
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
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