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Thursday, May 24, 2012
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I bet the little guy's first word was: "
Dada
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Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women
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sex
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How to Look Dumb and Slutty Enough for a One Night Stand
roe v world
865
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Arizona Congressman Who Proposed DC Abortion Ban Gets Hilarious Payback from Pissed Off DC Residents
dirt bag
769
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Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery
injustices
627
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Rapes on Indian Reservations Reach Epidemic Proportions
mother load
445
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You’re So Not Almost Ready for a Baby, Even If You Think You Are
science
377
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Big Brother Is Watching You: The New Wave of Weight-Loss Apps
dirt bag
343
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Jillian Michaels Has Two Brand New Babies—Oh, And She’s Also Dating a Woman
gross
279
0
Your Office Break Room Is a Cesspool of Filth
romance
260
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Does Your Relationship Pass the 1920s Marriage Test?
tv
238
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At Last! A Show About Dudes Just Dudin’ Around Doin’ Dude Stuff!
dating
216
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Oh Great, ‘The Rules’ Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage
random acts of archery
210
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Now We Need to Be Afraid of Getting Shot by Mystery Arrows
tweet beat
206
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Yoko Ono Dances Through Life While the Rest of Us Sadly March
colin powell
199
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Colin Powell Goes Rogue, Comes Out in Support of Gay Marriage
squee
182
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Smart Cat Agrees to Give Hugs in Exchange for Treats
athletes
181
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Lolo Jones Might Be Headed for the Olympics, But Who Cares When We Can Talk About Her Virginity Instead?
siri
168
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John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn’t Ask Her If It’s Raining
midweek madness
167
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom Than a Fat Bride
tosh.0
130
0
Noted Dicks at Tosh.0 Use Stolen Fat-Positive Photo to Make Fun of Fat People
pill baby pill
117
0
Americans Find Just About Everything More Sinful Than Birth Control
books
104
0
15 Thought-Provoking Discussion Questions Every Book Club Should Ask Themselves
dicks
95
0
Ever-Classy
Hustler
Photoshops Dick Into Conservative Female Pundit’s Mouth
fashion
88
0
Cindy Crawford Seems Kinda Ambivalent About
Vogue
’s New Model Age Rules
bullying
88
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Republicans Bravely Defend Children’s Right to Tell Gay Kids They’re Going to Hell
vegetables
87
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Mean Congressman Tries to Take Away the One Vegetable We All Love: Pizza
liars
87
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Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar
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