God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

How many stars does it take to celebrate Cartier's 100th anniversary in America? Judging from the assemblage at the jeweler's Fifth Avenue store - Anne! Kate! Demi! Rachel! Martha! Timberlake! Biel! - a lot.



The Good:

God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

On most of us, this polka dot number would look like a sack. On Tory Burch, it's suddenly a whimsical retro-revelation, not a bad skill in a designer.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

I hate this cutout trend. It's the modern equivalent of - I don't know - bound feet or something else designed purely to designate unlimited leisure, in this case to tone one's flanks. That said? Kate Hudson looks amazing.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

I really like when Martha just embraces the old-school dowdy! Two-piece! Do it!


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Demi Moore's draped frock has just enough shape.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Do we notice a trend here? Rachel Weisz, with Demi, is ready for a draped Ascot Gavotte!


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Dr. Lisa Alran's whimsical frock is Irene Dunne charming! And that's a compliment of a high order.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Sarah Winter has obviously found her perfect LBD.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

And Kathleen Kennedy has found hers!


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Jessica Biel is palying it extra-safe after the Oscars towel situation. This elegant ecru is a happy consequence!


The Bad:

God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

The top half of Anne Hathaway's dress is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen. Then you scroll down and she's for some reason wearing her little cousin's skirt.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

I actually love Erin Featherston's silhouette, but the Barbie fabrication? (And you just know those pants have that distinctive, scratchy remembered Barbie gown texture.) Not so much.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Rachel Zoe literally looks like she's playing dress-up in her mother's closet. And is also sulking because her lollipop was taken away.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Petra Levin totally pulled a Scarlett before coming here.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

This I will say, sans sarcasm: props to Daisy Olarte for not using a stylist.


What Say You?

God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

We dig a dapper three-piece well-done...but would you say that's true of JT? I have concerns about the tie pin.


God Forbid Any Star Should Miss Cartier's Centennial

Susan Fales-Hill is really in the spirit of the whole jewel thing. How's that workin' for ya?

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