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Thursday, May 24, 2012
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"How dare they deny our right to be prejudiced assholes? THIS IS AMERICA!"
Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women
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sex
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How to Look Dumb and Slutty Enough for a One Night Stand
roe v world
925
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Arizona Congressman Who Proposed DC Abortion Ban Gets Hilarious Payback from Pissed Off DC Residents
dirt bag
782
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Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery
injustices
703
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Rapes on Indian Reservations Reach Epidemic Proportions
mother load
440
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You’re So Not Almost Ready for a Baby, Even If You Think You Are
dirt bag
333
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Jillian Michaels Has Two Brand New Babies—Oh, And She’s Also Dating a Woman
gross
290
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Your Office Break Room Is a Cesspool of Filth
romance
269
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Does Your Relationship Pass the 1920s Marriage Test?
tv
249
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At Last! A Show About Dudes Just Dudin’ Around Doin’ Dude Stuff!
colin powell
239
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Colin Powell Goes Rogue, Comes Out in Support of Gay Marriage
dating
232
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Oh Great, ‘The Rules’ Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage
siri
205
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John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn’t Ask Her If It’s Raining
squee
204
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Smart Cat Agrees to Give Hugs in Exchange for Treats
random acts of archery
202
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Now We Need to Be Afraid of Getting Shot by Mystery Arrows
midweek madness
152
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom Than a Fat Bride
tweet beat
143
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Yoko Ono Dances Through Life While the Rest of Us Sadly March
science
132
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Big Brother Is Watching You: The New Wave of Weight-Loss Apps
tosh.0
126
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Noted Dicks at Tosh.0 Use Stolen Fat-Positive Photo to Make Fun of Fat People
books
100
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15 Thought-Provoking Discussion Questions Every Book Club Should Ask Themselves
vegetables
90
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Mean Congressman Tries to Take Away the One Vegetable We All Love: Pizza
pill baby pill
90
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Americans Find Just About Everything More Sinful Than Birth Control
dicks
90
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Ever-Classy
Hustler
Photoshops Dick Into Conservative Female Pundit’s Mouth
bullying
82
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Republicans Bravely Defend Children’s Right to Tell Gay Kids They’re Going to Hell
liars
80
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Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar
fashion
75
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Cindy Crawford Seems Kinda Ambivalent About
Vogue
’s New Model Age Rules
aww
69
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Kid’s Adorable To-Do List Will Put Yours to Shame
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