Reason to love The Onion: The first sentence of this story. No, scratch that. Every sentence of this story. [The Onion]
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Reason to love The Onion: The first sentence of this story. No, scratch that. Every sentence of this story. [The Onion]
Send an email to Anna Holmes, the author of this post, at anna@jezebel.com.