Despite all the phoniness, last night's episode of The Hills was great. Stephanie proved herself to be inept, Heidi and Spencer went to couples therapy, and JustinBobby returned!

I don't know about anyone else, but I really missed JustinBobby and his bad-boy refusal to adhere to social mores, body mics, or California's indoor smoking restrictions.

Also, what's up with Brody's girlfriend Jayde?

I was wondering how old she is, since she looks like she's had a lot of Botox, and various other procedures. But mostly I was wondering if she's even from this planet.

Hasn't she ever been in a supermarket checkout line? Everyone knows who Audrina is!

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