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Thursday, May 24, 2012
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dirt bag
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Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery
roe v world
725
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Arizona Congressman Who Proposed DC Abortion Ban Gets Hilarious Payback from Pissed Off DC Residents
injustices
662
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Rapes on Indian Reservations Reach Epidemic Proportions
mother load
432
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You’re So Not Almost Ready for a Baby, Even If You Think You Are
dirt bag
319
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Jillian Michaels Has Two Brand New Babies—Oh, And She’s Also Dating a Woman
gross
309
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Your Office Break Room Is a Cesspool of Filth
romance
285
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Does Your Relationship Pass the 1920s Marriage Test?
tv
266
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At Last! A Show About Dudes Just Dudin’ Around Doin’ Dude Stuff!
colin powell
231
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Colin Powell Goes Rogue, Comes Out in Support of Gay Marriage
squee
226
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Smart Cat Agrees to Give Hugs in Exchange for Treats
tweet beat
226
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Yoko Ono Dances Through Life While the Rest of Us Sadly March
dating
201
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Oh Great, ‘The Rules’ Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage
siri
188
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John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn’t Ask Her If It’s Raining
random acts of archery
163
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Now We Need to Be Afraid of Getting Shot by Mystery Arrows
midweek madness
152
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson Would Rather Be a Single Mom Than a Fat Bride
tosh.0
132
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Noted Dicks at Tosh.0 Use Stolen Fat-Positive Photo to Make Fun of Fat People
pill baby pill
118
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Americans Find Just About Everything More Sinful Than Birth Control
dicks
105
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Ever-Classy
Hustler
Photoshops Dick Into Conservative Female Pundit’s Mouth
bullying
99
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Republicans Bravely Defend Children’s Right to Tell Gay Kids They’re Going to Hell
vegetables
95
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Mean Congressman Tries to Take Away the One Vegetable We All Love: Pizza
fashion
91
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Cindy Crawford Seems Kinda Ambivalent About
Vogue
’s New Model Age Rules
books
88
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15 Thought-Provoking Discussion Questions Every Book Club Should Ask Themselves
sports
85
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Finally, a Chance to Listen to Other Ladies Act Dumb About Sports
liars
79
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Pomegranate Juice Found Guilty of Being a Huge Liar
siri
72
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Looks Like Siri Has Been a Sociopath All Along
aww
56
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Kid’s Adorable To-Do List Will Put Yours to Shame
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