The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore: "If I had a world of my own, everything would be plastic. Nothing would be opaque, except leather, because everything would be see through. And contrary wise, what is hair, wouldn't be hair. And there wouldn't be pants, for good. You see?" We say: Curiouser and curiouser! • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Candy Spelling Pretty Much Blames Tori For Aaron's Death: "It's like my mama always said: You got an issue with me? Take it to The View. I'll see that and raise you a CNN." We say: Word. See you on HuffPo, after we talk to Matt Lauer.