Why, you ask, would an innocent-sounding event like a Uniqlo T-Shirt Collection Launch Party at London's Somerset House bring out such utterly bizarro threads?
Ben Grimes manages to look unstyled, confident and cool - apparently hard to pull off!
Peaches Geldof complements creepy porcelain doll makeup with a creepy porcelain doll getup.
As Miquita Oliver shows, the babydoll Will Not Die, despite being never appropriate or flattering. Okay, maybe during a heat wave. Or on Mia Farrow. Fine, I guess sometimes it is, but this looks like a nightie!
Mutya Buena takes the "if one pattern's good, two's better!" approach.
What Say You?
When it comes to Siobhan Donaghy: weak or chic?
Tim Whitby: look on my works, ye mighty, and tremble. I think it's the kneesocks with the disco getup that makes for dischord...