Same shit, different season: On last night's The Hills, Spencer continued to be an asshole and punched a guy in the face. Heidi crashed Lauren's birthday party, and then sobbed about wanting to be friends.
In other news, Spencer and Brody are speaking again. Brody, like everyone else in the world, thinks that Spencer should break up with Heidi. The best part of the hour-long premiere of this final season was when Lauren asked Heidi, "Can I be real for a minute?" Because it's obviously a questionable way to be, on this "reality" show.