The comments of the day:

The nominations are:

  • 1. In response to Hideous & Unflattering Dress Of The Day: "It's a Patridge in a palm tree."
  • 2. In response to Sleep In Cindy Crawford's Bed This Fall; Have A Cocktail While You Shop?: "Oh sure, but when I try to drink a bottle of Arbour Mist in Walmart I 'have a problem.'"
  • 3. In response to Kelly Ripa & Nick Lachey: Geography Fail: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in your nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, the United Kingdom and, uh, the Egypt, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, your education over there in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help the England and should help the Egypt and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our. Such as."

Thanks for playing, there are no losers! And remember to send nominations to commenters@jezebel.com.

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