Nick Lachey was filling in for Regis today and Kelly Ripa started telling some story about how her kids are bad at geography, but she and her husband aren't better. She says:

"London is not in Cairo." Nick argues, "It's in the same part of the world, kind of." Kelly replies, "Not even." To which Nick says: "Well, that's true too." By the by: Kelly Ripa makes $7 million a year, which is $36,000 per episode; Nick was in an all-male singing troupe called 98°, which happens to be the average summer temperature in Cairo.