The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

The world premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre is one of the most horrifying spectacles we've ever witnessed.



The Good:

The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere


Taylor Swift: Always a bastion of dainty clarity in a naughty world.


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere


Chic? No. But you know to Madeline Carroll, this is the most awesome outfit, ever.


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

Vanessa Williams brings a little needed elegance.


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

Natalia Dyer: lovely and (said in best schoolmarm voice) actually age-appropriate!


The Bad:


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

Audrey Kitching: A whimsical Don't.


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

Why, you ask, is Brittany Curran wearing a robe? I wish I could tell you, but I'm not afraid to admit my ignorance.


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

Why?!


The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere

As mistress of ceremonies, it's appropriate that Miley Cyrus should continue the trend of inexplicable, saddening garb. In this case, a length of fringe left over from a local production of Thoroughly Modern Millie.

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