The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Real Age Is Real Dumb: "Chronological age: 32. RealAge: 22. Bathing in the blood of virgins and other characters in Twilight: priceless." We say: Yes, but do you sparkle in the daylight? That is what counts. That and paying oodles for "anti-aging" cremes. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to : "I don't know about you guys, but I always go shopping for white pants, bikinis, horses to ride, and cheerleading outfits right before my period hits." You say: "I get big circle skirts so I can swirl around and depict .. absorbency? I don't know. Wee!"