Paris Hilton Starts Brawl In Miami

  • Paris Hilton didn't take kindly to being dismissed and ignored by a dj, Steve Angello, at a Miami club, who refused to play the music she requested and "didn't even recognize her." Oooh, burn! [PageSix]
  • "Paris is not used to waiting for anything or being told what to do," says a source. "So when Steve told her he wasn't going to change the music, Paris flipped out. The guy didn't even recognize her." Paris was then reportedly pushed away by security, which led Paris' boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, to slap Angello, which lead to an all out brawl, which resulted in a bloody lip for Reinhardt, which led to me writing this article and banging my head on my desk. [PageSix]
  • Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting ready to debut her own perfume. [UltraFragrances]
  • This could be awesome: Marc Ronson has just started work on the new Duran Duran album. [ShowbizSpy]
  • Want to rent Vince Vaughn's Chicago home? Well, now you can! [DailyExpress]
  • Bruce Willis legally married his girlfriend Emma Heming yesterday in a civil ceremony; the two had held a "wedding celebration" with friends, including Willis' ex-wife, Demi Moore, on March 21. [People]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz publicly made out at a Fall Out Boy concert last night, perhaps in an attempt to put an end to the rumors that their marriage is in trouble; ""Sorry, we haven't seen each other in a while," Wentz told the crowd after spending a few minutes kissing Simpson, "We're going to go and find some quiet time and fornicate somewhere." [People]
  • Britney Spears' father, Jamie, is taking legal action against Jordan Miller, who runs Breathe Heavy, a top Britney Spears fansite. Spears argues that the site, which has taken an anti-conservatorship stand against Jamie, is filled with copyright materials and unauthorized videos and photos. "This entire site thrives because of you, the fans, who support Britney by buying tickets to her show, merchandise and music," Miller wrote on his site, "Sadly, your hard-earned money that goes to supporting your favorite celebrity, is now money being used to potentially sue me, a major fan and supporter of Britney Spears, and hide fans from knowing the truth." [UsWeekly]
  • Madonna is reportedly set to adopt a 3-year-old girl named Mercy from an orphanage in Malawi. [ShowbizSpy]
  • Mercy's grandmother, Lucy Chekechiwa, isn't too thrilled about the adoption: "Why doesn't this singer pick other children? It is stealing. I want to go to court, I won't let her go." [TheSun]
  • John Mayer might give up his Twitter: ""I'm just goofing off, it's silly. Isn't it silly?" Mayer says, "But for right now it feels sort of underground, but of course sadly it's not that underground anymore." Because nobody speaks for the underground like a mainstream rock star who just broke up with Jennifer Aniston! [ShowbizSpy]
  • "The prom was a big deal, but I didn't lose my virginity on prom night like I was supposed to have done. My prom date had told her parents that she wouldn't be home because she was going to spend the night with her girlfriend. Of course, there was a hotel room available to us. But all I wanted to do was drive the damn car. I thought, 'I can get laid any time, but my brother will never loan me this car again.' "-William H. Macy [PageSix]
  • Robbie Williams is open to a Take That reunion: "Let's see what happens, but my head's in the right place, so the timing could be right if Gary calls. I think it would be fun. It would be good." But would you be BACK for good? [TimesOnline]
  • Blind item:"This television host is refusing to talk to anyone but her assistant and her manager when she attends events these days. Any and all conversation and questions must be directed to either one of these people, but don't you dare try speaking to her. She'll just pretend she didn't hear a thing. Our spy tells us that it's unbearable to watch someone be so rude to another human being. It's not Heidi!" [BlindGossip]
  • Katherine Heigl says she'll stay on Grey's Anatomy if the writers will have her: ''I don't know if I want to continue for five years working 12 months a year, but I can take at least another year or two." [NYTimes]
  • Scarlett Johansson is trying to get her husband, Ryan Reynolds to stop riding his motorcycle, but Ryan refuses: "She's petrified a serious accident is just around the corner," says a source, "When she asked Ryan to give up motorcycling, he flat out refused. And that led to a pretty heavy argument." [DailyExpress]
  • Lily Allen hopes the protection she was just granted by the courts against the paparazzi will improve her quality of life: ""I already know that it's going to change my life ... I'm beyond happy. It's like I've been allowed to have success and a life, because sometimes it makes you feel like a caged animal." [Independent]
  • Uh-oh! Someone named White Lightning has pissed Kanye West off with accusations that his girlfriend, Amber Rose, is a "beard", and he's gone to his blog to call her out: "Hey I'm down here in Hawaii in the studio working on music checking out some cool blogs and I run into a pic with me and girl. White Lightning wrote a whole thing about how she heard I don't like girls and I have a 'beard' etc.... What the fuck are you talking about???!!! I know my life is the Truman Show for everyone to judge and comment on but I'm not doing a reality show. I'm not doing anything 'for the camera'! I have some ego problems, bitched out at award shows, have control issues and make some questionable fashion choices but never question MY manhood. This is a message to everybody out there! That said... I think you have a cool blog... not as cool as ' they don't call them lovers in high school, leeland' but none the less cool! I hope you keep posting inspiring and not degrading stuff. Thanks for being creative either way though oh and putting me on your blog. Peace! [KanyeUniverseCity]