The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Great Outdoors: "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios." We say: If we have to pack a bag but there's no room service, we're not that interested. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Presidential Portraits That Are NSFW Or For Life: "But which president would be best in the sack? Millard could Fillmore, but James can Polk me anytime. Plus, Warren G. is always Harding, and Lyndon has a nice Johnson. So hard to choose..." We say: You know you're thinkin' about putting Abe's link in. Don't lie.