On last night's Little Miss Perfect, child pageant message boards were brought up. They provide a forum for some pageant moms to feud, body snark, and rail on the underage contestants and their mothers.

I guess these people need the internet drama to fill up their time, when they don't have a head of fake hair to be rolled or a pair of false eyelashes to glue onto a toddler.


Bonus clip!
This woman is discussing how amazing her daughter's "Wow Wear" routine will be, and how nothing could top it, even if the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith "came in with a marching band." Uh, if I saw the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith with a marching band, I highly doubt that anything, much less a child beauty pageant routine, would compare to the experience.