"Sexiest Stars" Wear Worst Clothes

TV Guide's Sexiest Stars — possibly self-appointed — came to their eponymous party at Hollywood's Sunset Tower Hotel dressed to kill... any beauty or taste in a ten-mile radius.



The (Relatively) Good:

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Okay, Simon Baker can be here. And I dig the shoes.


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Would some of us have removed one of Kaley Cuoco's necklaces? Maybe. But some of us would also probably be happy to own the dress!


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Don't really get Amanda Righetti's fringe...but dig the 20's detailing.


The Bad:

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I remember once hearing Britney Spears' costume designer (back in the day) saying that with Britney, you had to take three inches off the bottom of everything, and another three off the top. Kourtney Kardashian seems to subscribe to the same school.


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See: above. Add corset.


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Like Eva Longoria, I too have gotten chocolate polyester frocks from thrift stores and convinced myself they work. Oh, wait, she didn't?


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Lisa Rinna sticks to a basic style most of the time...the quality varies depending on the fabrication. And this was one of her more questionable choices.


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Jennie Garth is ready for a Sweet Sixteen!


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And Annie Wersching is ready for Vegas!

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