The "Genius Issue" of Elle has hit newsstands—-and no, it's not full of Mensa members in Missoni—-just strange fashion, insecurity increasing beauty and of course, cover lies!

In the April Elle, a genius is a hairstylist who typically charges $300 a haircut, suggests shampooing every other day and Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray. A genius could also be a celebrity with a new movie coming out who also attended Stanford...for one year. Or genius is simply clothing inspired by graphic representations of the work place—-like pie charts, the stock exchange and line graphs! In this installment of cover lies, discover other intellectually stimulating things you'll find in this lady mag.

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