Russell Brand would like a woman to be his own personal Jesus in this secular age. He says so with his legs spread and a penetrative look in his eye. Cool-headed Chelsea Handler responds:
"The way you're looking at me makes me want to cover up my vagina." Naturally, Russell has a comeback for that. Clip at left.
Earlier: Russell Brand & The Homoerotic Hillbilly Incident
Russell Brand On Letterman: Hirsute & Hilarious But Not Homosexual
Man's Search For Meaning
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