The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association Gala

Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky, to the Alzheimer's Association gala at the Beverly Hilton, where women apparently dressed while etherised upon a table.













The Good:

The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Dig Melina Kanakaredes's half-deserted pleats

The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Swoosie Kurtz's lbd...

The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

And Kristen Bell's skirt like oyster-shells.

The Bad:

The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Kaley Cuoco's frock is like a tedious argument against sacks

The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Adrianne Palicki's mini was donned with insidious intent.


The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Of Vicki Lewis' leggings: Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"


The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

Laurie Burrows Grad goes and makes her Oz visit.


The Love Song Of The Alzheimer's Association GalaS

In the room the women come and go, asking, 'why does Molly Sims' dress blow?'

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