Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky, to the Alzheimer's Association gala at the Beverly Hilton, where women apparently dressed while etherised upon a table.
Dig Melina Kanakaredes's half-deserted pleats
Swoosie Kurtz's lbd...
And Kristen Bell's skirt like oyster-shells.
Kaley Cuoco's frock is like a tedious argument against sacks
Adrianne Palicki's mini was donned with insidious intent.
Of Vicki Lewis' leggings: Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
Laurie Burrows Grad goes and makes her Oz visit.
In the room the women come and go, asking, 'why does Molly Sims' dress blow?'