The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Don't Make Me Over: "It's always less attractive when a woman decides to make intelligent decisions about her environment. Before I go out on a date, I always try to put at least one recyclable in the trash. Helps my pores." We say: Exfoliating with crushed soda cans is the new black. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to R.I.P Mary Printz: "I want her shirt. That is all." You say: "Seriously? A woman died and all you have to say is 'I want her shirt'?" We add: P.S.: It's not all about you. Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Milky Way: "Ewwwww." We say: Thank you for an insightful addition to the discussion. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to South American Newlywed Finally Gets Her Green Card: "I know it's wrong, but I've never understood her appeal, so when I see that picture all I think of is: "She's a man, baby!" We say: If you know it's wrong, why are you typing it? • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Lily Allen Is Hard Of Haring: "Ok, now I'm going to have to resort to caps lock and three exclamation points. NO MORE LILY ALLEN PHOTOS!!! Jezebel, you asked for it." We say: Actually, you asked for it:

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