Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

How can some of the world's chicest ladies - Scarlett, Freida, Eva, Kate, Anna - look so uniformly awful? I mean, I know it's Milan Fashion Week, but this isn't conceptual...it's nightmarish.













The Good:

Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Love Victoria Cabello's structured, chic coat.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

No one does Lauren Hutton better than Lauren Hutton. Someone has to say it: "classic American."


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Naomi Watts' jaunty menswear has enough twist to keep it fresh and a little odd.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Elsa Pataky does mini - and metallic - right!


The Bad:

Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

I agree that Scarlett rocks retro shapes. But these lace inserts? Gag me with a spoon, plz.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Yes, Freida Pinto is the most gorgeous woman in the world. Which is why I wish she wasn't wearing this unworthy babydoll.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Um. Why is Kate Hudson dressed like Lady Marmalade?


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Igor - sorry, Anna Wintour's - pixel frock is seriously unflattering. And not in a "fashion" way.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Eva Mendes: another gorgeous woman in a seriously unflattering frock.


Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

Eva Herzigova apparently let a nursery school class decorate her dress.


The Ugly:

Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

The joke will totally be on me if by this time next year Miuccia Prada has everyone dressed like gladiator maids.

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